Thought I was watching documentary about anorexic, stripper, whores. Turns out it was Viva showing the new Miley Cyrus video. Well done dear
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 27, 2013
Isn’t she lovely
Monthly Archives: September 2013
Thoughts 22
Census news:Twice as many people in Scotland said they spoke Polish at home compared to those who used Gaelic. Na zdrowie! Och aye the noo!
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 26, 2013
Thoughts 21
Feed your own fucking kids. #bbcqt
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 19, 2013
Thoughts 20
You know what there's not enough of? Panpipe versions of pop songs. I'd pay to hear the panpipe version of Blurred Lines or Talk Dirty.
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 19, 2013
Thoughts 19
There's no melon in Melonade! What next, no iron in Irn Bru, no alligator in Gatorade. It's a world gone mad.
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 19, 2013
Thoughts 18
Have decided to become a professional psychic after the ghost of X Factor winner Steve Brookstein appeared in my toast during Emmerdale.
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 17, 2013
Thoughts 17
David Frost, RIP – is it a coincidence he had a heart attack so soon after Keith Lemon version of Through The Keyhole aired?
— Mr H To U (@mrhtou) September 2, 2013
